Julian’s Going Away Drinks
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Can I…
JA - Can I get a picture with some hot bitches?
Me - No!
JA - (taken aback..) What?
Me - Have some respect..
JA - Can I have a picture with some of these nice ladies?
Lets not even get into the conversation of “may I” vs. “can I”…
Me - Better.. It’s up to them though..
JA - Looks around.. (crickets chirping at the sudden swarm of guys that surrounded him)
Me - (waiting patiently while counting to 10..)
JA - How about these two? (Points at 2 ladies I’ve already chatted with, neither single..)
Me - Still up to them..
JA - Proceeds to negotiate picture, with surprising success.
Me - (Takes picture, trying to minimize the “yikes” look they were giving me.)
JA - (Moves on..)
Me - (to the ladies) Sorry about that..
Ladies - No worries, he had is moment.. Most likely the best he’ll have all night!
Me - True.. True..
JA = Jackass by the way.. read this for more info..
